Secret to bigger ones.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 27-Jan-2017 12:30:22

LOL! A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.” She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her
morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.” Little Johnny sitting nearby looked at her, “By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith’s?” “Why, yes I am… How did you know?” He leaned closer, winked and
whispered, “Hickory dickory dock…”

Post 2 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 27-Jan-2017 17:02:57

Oh Johnny. With your exploits, I never would have imagined you were self-conscious about your wanger.

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Friday, 27-Jan-2017 19:54:42

Laughing.

Post 4 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 28-Jan-2017 4:00:14

hehehehe made me giggle

Post 5 by Dave_H (the boringest guy you'll ever know) on Tuesday, 31-Jan-2017 11:52:51

Dr. Smith's cures are known world-wide. Thanks for the giggls!